Fire, and Doctor Who fans are arses except you

Note to self: when Jon Blum and his cronies are in full-on, monomaniacal no-opinion-that-is-not-authorised-is-acceptable mode, don't engage.

You'd think I'd have learned that at least fifteen years ago...

Meanwhile I discover that another bit of the house is unsafe, this time is it something to do with how the gas fire in the living room is installed. I am not allowed to use it, they sealed it off, it is HAZARDOUS OMG! Since I have been vaguely thinking about getting a wood burner put in, perhaps I should do that now while the weather is still reasonably fine. In my head it is a complicated thing, like I would need the chimney swept? I don't know. I don't like home maintenance, it is a pain.

EDIT:

Blum, last week: They don't repeat black and white Dad's Army episodes
BBC2, right fucking now: A BLACK AND WHITE DAD'S ARMY EPISODE