Battle of Britain commemorated
Sep. 17th, 2025 12:18 pmThis week the United Kingdom has held remembrances for the Battle of Britain, generally regarded as the most shameful moment in its history.
"Hard is it is to believe today," said the Prime Minister in a keynote speech, "there was once a time we fought fascists, rather than invited them in for tea and biscuits as is right and proper. After all, opinions are just like Marmite - everyone's is valid, except those who like Marmite, which is disgusting."
His views were - mostly - echoed by the leader of the opposition. "Gays should be stoned, and people should respect other people's opinions. If we can't all just talk about it, Jews did 9-11, then what have we become as a society?"
The leader of Reform took to social media to voice his perspective. "Children these days are not taught about the Battle of Britain. Woke teachers don't like to be reminded of how their ancestors were incredibly violent, gunning down poor white supremacists in cold blood. And not just during that one battle - this persecution of ordinary decent people with mainstream, reasonable opinions lasted years."
Perhaps surprisingly, many on the left echoed these sentiments. "Honestly, it's really starting to feel like the 1930s. People are rising up to oppose the growth of Nazism," said one commentator. "That's a bad thing, by the way," he added.
International figures also joined in the sombre memorial, such as the US Vice President: "Free speech is a non-negotiable absolute," he said on a podcast, "and anyone who disagrees will be shortly imprisoned and/or deported."
This comes in the wake of political violence on US soil, which the Vice President addressed: "Some people seem to have acquired the notion that if the federal government turns authoritarian then they have the right to bear arms to oppose it and its champions. I don't know WHERE ON EARTH they got that idea from. Also if you want to support the channel, please buy our 'Second Amendment' merchandise."
"Hard is it is to believe today," said the Prime Minister in a keynote speech, "there was once a time we fought fascists, rather than invited them in for tea and biscuits as is right and proper. After all, opinions are just like Marmite - everyone's is valid, except those who like Marmite, which is disgusting."
His views were - mostly - echoed by the leader of the opposition. "Gays should be stoned, and people should respect other people's opinions. If we can't all just talk about it, Jews did 9-11, then what have we become as a society?"
The leader of Reform took to social media to voice his perspective. "Children these days are not taught about the Battle of Britain. Woke teachers don't like to be reminded of how their ancestors were incredibly violent, gunning down poor white supremacists in cold blood. And not just during that one battle - this persecution of ordinary decent people with mainstream, reasonable opinions lasted years."
Perhaps surprisingly, many on the left echoed these sentiments. "Honestly, it's really starting to feel like the 1930s. People are rising up to oppose the growth of Nazism," said one commentator. "That's a bad thing, by the way," he added.
International figures also joined in the sombre memorial, such as the US Vice President: "Free speech is a non-negotiable absolute," he said on a podcast, "and anyone who disagrees will be shortly imprisoned and/or deported."
This comes in the wake of political violence on US soil, which the Vice President addressed: "Some people seem to have acquired the notion that if the federal government turns authoritarian then they have the right to bear arms to oppose it and its champions. I don't know WHERE ON EARTH they got that idea from. Also if you want to support the channel, please buy our 'Second Amendment' merchandise."