It's warm

I haven't, so far, been affected by the new law that requires British people who wish to look at boobies to provide a picture of their face which clearly shows they are the sort of person for whom the perusal of boobies is part of the natural course of their day. Whether that's because I don't frequent dodgy websites, or whether it's because the websites I frequent are SO dodgy they don't give a shit what the UK government wants them to do, I'll leave to your imagination.

UNTIL TODAY. When I attempted to log on the NHS website and was told I would need to send them MY FACE. This was after I had already done the thing of having a code sent to my portable telephone. I used to think that two-factor authentication was a needlessly tedious chore, but now we are up to THREE FACTOR AND COUNTING. When will this end? Must I make a video where I moonwalk while reciting Kubla Khan dressed as Lara Croft? MUST I??